Once upon a time I read a story about a guy (who I think called himself Devilmouse) that went off for hours on end about his mouse. It did all sorts of strange things. And since then, all mouses with red lasers are called devilmice. Up until about a month ago I was using the old style mouse with ball in it. But I finally reached the point where it wasn't worth keeping because I had to clean it so often. So now I have a nice optical mouse. Hehe, it's funny. The middle wheel squeeks when...