beware the evil red eyes of the devilmouse
Once upon a time I read a story about a guy (who I think called himself Devilmouse) that went off for hours on end about his mouse. It did all sorts of strange things. And since then, all mouses with red lasers are called devilmice.
Up until about a month ago I was using the old style mouse with ball in it. But I finally reached the point where it wasn't worth keeping because I had to clean it so often. So now I have a nice optical mouse. Hehe, it's funny. The middle wheel squeeks when I spin it, like a mouse would. And when it's dark two spots of red light show between the buttons, like two little eyes. My mouse is alive 
But at least I don't have to take it's ball out and clean it.
Devilmice for everyone