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November 12, 2004 by Danny Bassette
        It has come to my attention that certain people that frequent this site (joeuser in general, not just my little corner of it) are lacking in the sanity department. While it would be improper of me to name names, as it were, I am confident that those of you that I am speaking of are aware of your place in this grouping.         Those whose sanity would be overrated if it were refered to as so-so. T...
November 12, 2004 by Danny Bassette
        It has come to my attention that certain people that frequent this site (joeuser in general, not just my little corner of it) are lacking in the sanity department. While it would be improper of me to name names, as it were, I am confident that those of you that I am speaking of are aware of your place in this grouping.         Those whose sanity would be overrated if it were refered to as so-so. T...
December 1, 2004 by Danny Bassette
       When I was in high school (yes, time for another high school story) I had some friends (really, I did) and one day when we were talking (as friends tend to do) one of us came up with a silly idea (arn't they all?). I don't remember who, but that's not important, the idea is what's important: We were going to make candy.        So there we were, a half dozen high school kids convinced we were going to make a fortun...
December 1, 2004 by Danny Bassette
       When I was in high school (yes, time for another high school story) I had some friends (really, I did) and one day when we were talking (as friends tend to do) one of us came up with a silly idea (arn't they all?). I don't remember who, but that's not important, the idea is what's important: We were going to make candy.        So there we were, a half dozen high school kids convinced we were going to make a fortun...
February 28, 2006 by Danny Bassette
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February 28, 2006 by Danny Bassette
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February 14, 2006 by Danny Bassette
       I hear today is valentine's day. Which brings to mind some thoughts I was having back towards christmas time. Since so many of our holidays have lost their roots and become celebrations of commercialization, why not have seven holidays, one for each of the seven deadly sins. So far I've come up with three good fits for renaming existing holidays: Christmas becomes greed, since we have to spend as much as possible buying things for people, thus m...
February 14, 2006 by Danny Bassette
       I hear today is valentine's day. Which brings to mind some thoughts I was having back towards christmas time. Since so many of our holidays have lost their roots and become celebrations of commercialization, why not have seven holidays, one for each of the seven deadly sins. So far I've come up with three good fits for renaming existing holidays: Christmas becomes greed, since we have to spend as much as possible buying things for people, thus m...
January 23, 2005 by Danny Bassette
       So I took a shower today. That's not really news or anything, but it did set the stage.        When I take showers I take my clothes off in my room, which is across the hall and around the corner from the bathroom, then prance nekid through the hall. This isn't a problem because there is no one around to watch, and the way I see it why should I take my clothes off in the bathroom when I'll just have to carry them ...
January 23, 2005 by Danny Bassette
       So I took a shower today. That's not really news or anything, but it did set the stage.        When I take showers I take my clothes off in my room, which is across the hall and around the corner from the bathroom, then prance nekid through the hall. This isn't a problem because there is no one around to watch, and the way I see it why should I take my clothes off in the bathroom when I'll just have to carry them ...