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fear (and discrimination) of bees
Published on May 11, 2005 By Danny Bassette In Pets & Nature
       I was eating breakfast this morning (imagine that, breakfast in the morning) and noticed a bee (or wasp, it flies, buzzes, and can sting me, who cares what it's really called) buzzing around the room. So I immediatly started plotting it's death, nice guy that I am. I don't like bees and will kill (or at least start plotting to) them on sight, at least inside. If outside, well that's their home so I'll leave them be so long as they leave me be. Inside though, that's my home and they die. So after swatting this one with the fly swatter (repeatedly, have to make sure it's really dead and not faking it) I went back to whatever it was I was doing. But it did bring to mind a past experience with bees.
       A few years back (three? four? who knows...) I woke up to a rather interesting sight one morning. First thing I noticed when I woke was the buzzing of bees, which was no big deal, there is (and has been as far back as I can remember) a hive just outside my window. But when I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a bee (although I think it was really a wasp, not that I cared about that difference). The next fifty or so things I saw were also bees. There were somewhere around fifty (maybe even a hundred, I wasn't counting that closly) bees within two feet of my head, all inside my room. It was a rather unpleasant awakening.
       Before you ask, no, I was not stung at any point in this particular adventure (although I have been in the past). And really not much more exciting happened then waking up with the swarm next to me in bed. I got out of bed, left the room, closed the door, and went about my day. They couldn't have cared less about me, they had a screen to get through so they could go outside. Two or three days later, without any food and not being able to get through the screen, they were all dead. I cleaned up most of them, but it wouldn't surprise me if there were still a few bodies in my room.
       After the clean up and excitement was over we (me mostly, but my sister was there that day as well) looked around to figure out where the bees came from. Turned out there was a hive in the attic/ceiling of my closet. They had dug through the drywall and when it came time for hatching or whatever it was they did, well into my room they went. But they couldn't (or didn't want to) get back into the ceiling and instead went for the open window.
       So that's that story, and no complaints from me should it never happen again. Was a terribly frightening experience, but at least no one got hurt (unless you count the bees, but it was their own fault they couldn't fly through the screen, silly bees).

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on May 11, 2005
Yuck @ bees, wasps and SPIDERS!
on May 11, 2005
At least spiders will eat the others.
on May 11, 2005

Honey Bees, (not the africanized ones) are really quite harmless and beneficial.  And unless you are alergic to them, there sting is only a minor irritant.

Wasps are the most evil looking things, and they do sting.  But their sting is only mildly worse than a Bee, and they are also very beneficial as they do take care of SPIDERS (note for Mano) and other insects.

Bumblebees are a freak of nature.  They are not supposed to be able to fly, yet do.  They build nests in rotting wood, and generally leave you alone, unless like me, you try to catch them.  Their sting, while their appearance would indicate otherwise, is very wimpy.

Hornets are nasty mean rotten bastards!  They exist for no other reason than to harrass you and sting the shit out of you!  Their stings feel like someone sticking a hot poker on you!  Unlike Honey Bees, they do not loose their stinger after stinging, and they gang up on you!  These things are an abomination from hell!  A pure devil spawn!

The last is what you probably had.  Wasps build paper and mud nests (depending upon the species), bees live in hives (they enter and exit by the same means), Bumble bees dont care for dry wall.  But Hornets will build nests anywhere and are too stupid to figure out how they got in in the first place.  They look like Honey bees, but are not fuzzy.  They are to be erradicated whereever they are found, or they will spread their venom with a diabolical glee!

How do I know all this?  I have been stung by all of them.  But only the Hornets swarmed me (twice) and damn near sent me to the hospital with over 2 dozen stings each time! (I am not allergic to any of them).

As far as I know, Hornets serve no useful purpose and are so Eeeeeevvvvvvil that they live to harrass humans.  Nothing more, nothing less.

on May 11, 2005
They are not supposed to be able to fly, yet do.


They've never studied aerodynamics so you can't blame them for not knowing they aren't able to fly.

When I was a kind in Louisiana we had several cedar trees in the yard. In one of these was a large hornet nest. One of our favorite games (if not smartest) was to take turns reaching in and shaking the nest and then trying to outrun the hornets. Many neighborhood kids went home daily with large welts on their backs from losing the race with the hornets. When they hit you it was like being hit by a bullet.

As I was one of the fastest runners I was rarely hit. You really didn't need to outrun the hornets, just the other kids. Amazing the ways kids amuse themselves.
on May 11, 2005
Bees...Yikes. There is a fragrant bush (I have no idea what type it is...has tiny white flowers) in front of my new home that attracts bees...I am told to just ignore it, but geez...I'm scared to get stung someday soon...maybe I should call pest control...lol
on May 11, 2005
unless you are alergic to them, there sting is only a minor irritant.

It can be quite beneficial to some people. D and I are thinking about keeping bees when we buy our homestead...mainly for pollination of the orchard we want to have, but also for the honey and the stings. Holistic practitioners use their stings as a therapy for people with auto-immune disease like RA and Lupus. The bee keepers freeze the bees and ship them off...works really well, apparently.


Hornets are nasty mean rotten bastards!

I'll second that, and their stings hurt like the dickens! Hot poker doesn't even begin to describe it...I hollered out loud when I got 'bit'.

Hornets will build nests anywhere and are too stupid to figure out how they got in in the first place

We had a big ol' nest on the back eaves of our house a couple of years ago. Looked like a basketball that had been covered in duct tape. The entomology guy didn't believe us when we told him over the phone that it was that big, so he was surprised to see that we were telling the truth when he came out.

If bees are your friend, then hornets are the asshole neighbor who lets his dog shit in your yard.
on May 11, 2005

As I was one of the fastest runners I was rarely hit. You really didn't need to outrun the hornets, just the other kids. Amazing the ways kids amuse themselves.

Hahahaha!  From a slow poke!

Actually, both times I got swarmed was when they built the nest in the yard and I mowed it.  So I did not see them coming until I felt the bullets!

on May 11, 2005
i find this topic and its subsequent comments more than a lil distressing.
on May 11, 2005

If bees are your friend, then hornets are the asshole neighbor who lets his dog shit in your yard.

Here! Here!  Well said!

As for the bee sting being medicinal, I have heard that.  Half the time when I get stung, it feels like a fly bite, or I dont even feel it! (I see the stinger hanging out of my foot).  But I will pass on the bee stings unless I develop one of those diseases

on May 11, 2005
When I was a kid, I was eating lunch outside with my siblings and when I went to take a drink of koolaid I felt a sudden frantic buzzing in my mouth. I opened my mouth to scream, letting out a stream of red koolaid and a very, very frightened and confused bumble bee. Poor thing, he was so messed up he couldn't even fly straight. Thank goodness I didn't swallow or bite down. o_0
on May 11, 2005
Actually, both times I got swarmed was when they built the nest in the yard and I mowed it. So I did not see them coming until I felt the bullets!

Yeah I've mowed over more than a few yellow jacket nests.

Here in Florida, fire ants are more of a problem than bees. When I was a kid here I saw a friend fall down on a fire ant nest. Turned out he was allergic to their bite and died on the way to the hospital.
on May 11, 2005
Dr. Guy: I think we decided they were paper wasps, but since no one was stung can't use that to decide. From your description I would say they were hornets, not bright enough to go out the way they came in and they did look like bees but not fuzzy. But they didn't try to sting me, perhaps getting out the window was more important?
MasonM: You were a crazy kid. Parated2k was right, none of us should reach adulthood with the stuff we do as kids Ouch, bad ants
InBloom: Do you like the bush? So long as the bees are outside, leave them alone and they should do the same. But it's your house, so your call, of course.
dharmagrl: Stingers as medicine, interesting. I've read some about how honey is good for various reasons, but stingers is news to me.
kingbee: Well I can't speak for anyone else, but keep your subjects out of my house and we'll get along fine
Cordelia: Koolaid, the bees favorite drink? Definetly good that you spit instead of swallowed.
on May 12, 2005
I like bees as long as they stay away from me. Like Cordelia, I have found bees in my softdrink - somehow they managed to get into the vending machine. Fortunately, I saw first before I brought the cup to my lips.
on May 12, 2005
Ravenblack: That's good, beter to find them with your eye then mouth.
little_whip: I didn't know that, but I suspected as much. Those insect types sure use alot of those chemical messengers, they must have a good sense of smell.
on May 12, 2005

I didn't know that, but I suspected as much. Those insect types sure use alot of those chemical messengers, they must have a good sense of smell.

Or stock in Chemical companies?

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