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Strange Fiction?
Published on March 18, 2005 By Danny Bassette In Blogging
       They (whoever the mysterious they are) say 'truth is stranger then fiction'. As in, the factual stuff that happens is stranger then any story we could make up. Which brings us to todays questions...
1/ Is truth in fact stranger then fiction? What do you believe.
2/ What is the strangest, yet truthful, thing you can think of? (does not have to involve you, just be truthful to the best of your knowledge)
3/ What is the strangest, yet fictional, thing you can think of? (again, doesn't have to involve you)
(If you'd like to rethink your answer to the first question after looking at your answer to the second and third I won't stop you)
4/ What is the strangest thing that has happened in your life? (either to you or to someone else that you witnessed)
5/ How honest do you think people are going to be in their answers?
Almost forgot to post this week, I'm losing my touch already

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on Mar 18, 2005
1/ Is truth in fact stranger then fiction? What do you believe.
I believe sometimes it can be, truth that is. Sometimes you hear some really whacked up stories you do wonder, is this for real?

2/ What is the strangest, yet truthful, thing you can think of? (does not have to involve you, just be truthful to the best of your knowledge)
I'm thinking....the only thing that comes to mind, that Michael Jackson has a skin problem. Seriously! I like Michael's music, despite what's going on with him right now - won't get into it - but really, he does have a skin problem and I'm not trying to start a debate, so don't.

3/ What is the strangest, yet fictional, thing you can think of? (again, doesn't have to involve you)
UFO's. The experiences people say they've had. Is this for real? It's too much to think about!

(If you'd like to rethink your answer to the first question after looking at your answer to the second and third I won't stop you)
Naw, I'm leaving my responses as is!

4/ What is the strangest thing that has happened in your life? (either to you or to someone else that you witnessed)
I almost died when I was in my teens. Sometimes I re-experience the event and it's amazing that I'm here.

5/ How honest do you think people are going to be in their answers?
Well, I dunno? But since there's not really much to hide, what is there to hide? I guess everyone who respond will be honest. If there's one thing our community is, it's honest and in your face with their opinions! (smiling!)
on Mar 18, 2005

1/ Is truth in fact stranger then fiction? What do you believe?
Yes - we expect fiction to be weird. It's the very fact that something really happened that makes it seem more unusual.


2/ What is the strangest, yet truthful, thing you can think of? (does not have to involve you, just be truthful to the best of your knowledge)
This is a story I heard on http://www.newsoftheweird.com/index.html but can’t find a link to the actual story. It seems that a woman worked for some headquarters of the KKK (for a while, as I understood it). There was going to be a big rally at a distant location, and she petitioned to be allowed to go, and asked if she could stay with one of the higher up officials. They told her no. The problem? She was African-American. That’s just weird.


3/ What is the strangest, yet fictional, thing you can think of? (again, doesn't have to involve you)
(If you'd like to rethink your answer to the first question after looking at your answer to the second and third I won't stop you)
This is a really, really tough one as I’ve read a lot of science-fiction and fantasy, and am immune to “weirdness” in fiction. Of course, you probably aren’t referring to written fiction only, so I’ll turn to the cinema. David Lynch’s movie “Eraserhead” is one of the weirdest I’ve ever seen – and I’ve seen a lot of “experimental” movies! It wasn’t so much that it was just gross or horrifying, although it had those elements. You’d have to see it to know what I mean. I saw it for the first time about 12 years ago, and still don’t know how I feel about it.


4/ What is the strangest thing that has happened in your life? (either to you or to someone else that you witnessed)
This is also hard. I actually remember saying the phrase “that is the weirdest thing I have ever seen” but I can’t for the life of me remember a specific story.

Oh…I just remembered. I was in graduate school making a short film. Being an “artiste” I had to go waaaay out in the desert to film a scene. There is a place out past 29 Palms, California where there are a bunch of two room “homes” that have been abandoned and are falling apart. The wind blows mostly from one direction, and these homes have been sandblasted nearly away in the years they have been sitting lonely in the desert. Perfect location.

Picked an abandoned house to shoot outside of. Arrived at 8 am with my actress and cameraman – just the three of us and a cooler full of snacks. While the cameraman and I struggled to load the film (we were beginners), a car pulled up. My cameraman Joe said, “We got company”.

I hustled myself out there to greet the newcomer and pull out the permits I had gotten for shooting – I assumed they were there to make sure I had permission. The being that extracted herself from the car on that hot and windy day looked like beef jerky – dried up and leathery.

“Hi, I’m Mary” she said, offering her hand. She was as personable and professional as anyone I’d ever met wearing a suit, for all that she looked homeless. “What are you guys doing here?” She was smiling in a friendly way.

“Oh, we’re making a student film.” I said. “I have these permits…”

“Oh no, that’s fine”, She said cordially. “I was just checking. I’m with the neighborhood watch.”

Neighborhood? Watch? I realized that some of these ‘abandoned’ houses were not empty after all.

She proceeded to tell me how people would sometimes drive out to this area with moving vans, beat up or murder the people who lived in a house and then steal all of their stuff. I didn’t tell her I couldn’t imagine why anyone would steal the stuff…didn’t seem wise under the circumstances.
She also told me that most people around here now had guns to protect themselves. It dawned on me, as she kept talking, that she was telling me that a) she had a gun and all of these not-so-abandoned houses around here had people with shotguns standing at their windows and their sights were on us.

And yet, she was as nice as can be. She wished us luck and wished us well and left us to go about our business.

She could have been lying about the guns. It didn’t matter; I didn’t care. It is a sad fact that when you are caught up in making a movie – no matter how insignificant – all other considerations (like safety) fall away. I only realized later than we might have been in some danger. There was no one around for miles, except us and the people in those houses. But I always rely on the kindness of strangers, and Mary was wonderfully friendly. I wish now I had turned my “work of art” (note the quotes) into a documentary. Would have been much more interesting.

Probably not the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me, but it was what came to mind.


5/ How honest do you think people are going to be in their answers?
I think pretty honest, actually. Maybe I’m a sucker, but at least in this matter dishonesty gets you nothing extra!

on Mar 18, 2005
foreverserenity: You weren't suppose to treat the bit in parathesis as another question Sounds like you've got an interesting story from your teens, I'm glad your still here. I almost added a bit about how people should be nice and not pick on others strange truths (or fictions), but decided not to. And you went and said it instead
Cordelia: And you want to make another movie? Sounds like a strange neighborhood indeed, thanks for sharing your story. Never heard of eraserhead, but I'll take your word that it's weird.
on Mar 18, 2005

Oh, thought of a couple other weird things. Mormegil and I worked with a guy named Keith who was like the "Tim-the-toolman-Taylor" of construction. We worked in a sign shop and used exacto knives regularly. His coworker put a new blade in Keiths knife and rolled it back across the table to him and Keith, in his wisdom, thought to himself "if I hit that with my hammer I can stop it".

Hammer hit knife, which then flew up into the air and after a couple of turn managed to lodge itself in his chest, sliding between the ribs and nicking his aorta. Guy Stabbed himself in the heart with an exacto knife. That was weird.

Also we used to work at the Renaissance Faire in S. California. Costumes are very big there. Occasionally people would show up in Star Trek uniforms pretending they were having a holodeck experience. That was weird.

I'll add more as I think of them. I just felt a lot of pressure from the initial question.

on Mar 19, 2005
This one didn't seem as popular as last time, oh well. Guess I'll answer my own questions now
1/ Yes, truth is stranger then fiction
2/ Probably that life is on this planet. If you take the evolution approach, that we have evolved from nothing strikes me as rather odd. Or if you take the creation approach, well I have to wonder why god would make us in the first place...
3/ I'm going to have to go with the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, that story is just plain weird, and I should hope fictional as well.
4/ I think the strangest thing to happen to me was when my parents left me behind on a trip to vermont. I was taking a nap shortly before it was time to go and they drove off without me. Course, they did come back for me, but still...
5/ Had there been more people I would have expected someone to make something up, it being the internet and all. But I generally think most people here are honest, and that the answers so far as as well.
on Mar 19, 2005
I don't have time to write a proper response, but I have to say that the weirdest story I know is when my auntie found out that her husband was cheating on her. Did she find a love note? Lipstick on the collar? Some strange transactions on his credit card statement? No. She recieved a call from the local hospital telling her that her husband's reverse vasectomy has been a success and that he was ready for visitors.

Reverse vasectomy? When had he had the straight forward version done? And who was he planning to impregnate when she herself had already had a hysterectomy? Turns out that the best time to kick a man in the balls is when he's just had some surgery in that very area. You go Auntie!
on Mar 19, 2005
Truth is stranger than fiction refers to the believability of fiction.  To make it believable, you have to allow the reader to relate to it.  However, since truth does not need an audience, it is what it is.
on Mar 19, 2005
Now that is a funny story Flooze
And that is a good point Dr. Guy
on Apr 05, 2005
Hi Danny
1. Many works of fiction are based on/ or are true events....

2.One warm June afternoon I was telling my son that it was highly unlikely that "a man would just come knocking on my door, looking to take me out, like a knight in shining armor" and a second later a guy did just that, an aquaintance he was and asking if I wanted to go out for lunch!! True story
3. The strangest fictional thing I can think of is that some day the animals and humans will talk to each other in the same language.
4. The strangest, yet true, thing that has happened to me was when my left anterior descending artery dissected ( ripped) which caused the blood flow to be obstructed and I had my first heart attack. The cardiologist said it was only the second time in 19 years he'd seen that happen, and I've had two like that now.
5. I think most bloggers would be honest in their replies, and why not? It's a chance to be ourselves without worrying what the "neighbors' think!!
Interesting questions Danny!