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Do not read the paper, it's scary

Published on January 17, 2005 By Danny Bassette In Current Events

       I was reading the paper today and it had a good laugh and just plain bizarreness in it (in addition to the normal news).
       The laugh was a headline titled "Bush sees Iraq pullout when 'we have completed our misson'". Right, this is the guy that landed on an aircraft carrier with a great big "Mission Accomplished" banner way back when. And now he says we'll leave when the mission is done. Did he go back and say the mission wasn't accomplished and he was wrong? If so I must have missed it, which is entirely possible. If not then he really shouldn't be saying anything about finishing missions. But anyways, I had a laugh while reading that headline, always good.
       And the bizareness, some guy in Colorado shot himself in the head with a nailgun and went to the dentist complaining of a toothache. From the article it sounds like the gun missfired and put a nail through the top of his mouth and into his brain. But he didn't notice, was complaining of a toothache not a splitting headache. There is even a picture of the xray in the paper, there's a four inch nail from mouth to forehead. He's lucky to be alive, yet he didn't realize what was in him. I wonder if he'll need a tetnas(sp?) shot, or if that only applies to old rusty nails in the foot, not new clean ones in the skull

Comments

island_gurl12

on Jan 17, 2005

A nail in the skull?????? And he didnt realize he shot himself in the first place? He must be schizo...

Cordelia

on Jan 17, 2005

I saw that picture of the X-ray and I know things like this happen, but I have never figured out how it is that people don't realize they've shot themselves in the first place. Wouldn't you know it if something like that had happened? Wouldn't you feel a little pinch and there would be some bleeding, if nothing else? ;

No comment on the George Bush thing. What is there to say? Just shake my head and carry on I guess.

mada_ecks

on Jan 17, 2005

We all know about the Bush and the Iraq situation, so there is no need for me to go there.

The moron that had the nail stuck in his mouth, um, don't you think that the sharp pain from the nail would have indicated that he got stuck with one very hard!!!! What in the blue, bloody, blazing hell was that bastard smoking.

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