sub titles are hard to come up with
I was born on March first, 1978. I'm told it was a snowy day, but I don't recall either way. er, that make me 26, not 27 like I've been thinking all year. Which shows that math is not my strong point.
Family: I have a mother and father, Pam and Fred. A slightly younger sister, Adele, and two much younger brothers, Josh and Noah. Most of my extended family (cousins, grandparents, etc.) live in New Jersey. Supposable, one of my ancestors was on the Mayflower.
Location: I live in Honeoye Falls, NY, which I doubt any of you have heard of. It's a small town about 15 minutes south of Rochester, which you might have heard of. I've lived her since I was two, before that I lived in Fairport, NY.
Education: I graduated from HFL high school in '96. Then I went to RIT for about a year, then MCC for about two, no diploma. I got a MCSE in 2000.
Employment: Worked at a pizza shop for four years, advanced to part owner before leaving. Various temp work (pottery delivers, phone book makers, electric company). About a year at a cable modem technical support help desk. Currently unemployed.
Marital: Officially, single. In my heart, in love and would marry her in an instant. But, well long story short, we arn't talking to each other.
Religion: Christian, hesitantly. I have my beliefs I would consider christian, but don't want to be associated with the larger mess that is the church.
Politics: Again, I have my political opinions but don't want to be associated with any party.
Criminal: Shoplifted, but as the saying goes, when i was young and foolish i was young and foolish 
Food: Cheese is great, as is cabbage and spinach. I hate tomatoes, pinapples, and mustard. No allergies that I'm aware of. I make a good pizza, and I've been told great cookies.
Medical: I am in generally good physical health, or at least think so. I could stand to lose a little weight, or exercise more, but who couldn't. Due to some unfortunate events I have very little trust for doctors at this point in my life.
Hobbies: Sleeping, playing computer games, reading comic books, attempting to write computer games (and failing), watching anime, walking in circles, pool (billards?), wandering inside my own head.
Goals: Get married and spend the rest of my life with the woman I love, supporting her in whatever she wants while working to make myself a better person. Or failing that, sitting in a corner and waiting for death to claim me.
Somewhat inspired by manopeace's what are you article, but also that i'm newish and havn't told anyone here most of this information.