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JoeUser.com can be hazardous to your mind
Published on November 12, 2004 By Danny Bassette In Humor
        It has come to my attention that certain people that frequent this site (joeuser in general, not just my little corner of it) are lacking in the sanity department. While it would be improper of me to name names, as it were, I am confident that those of you that I am speaking of are aware of your place in this grouping.
        Those whose sanity would be overrated if it were refered to as so-so. Those who are not just a few cards short of a full deck, but who have passed out what few cards they did have and most likely found other uses for the box (foodstuff, best friend, place to store trollhouse cookies, etc...). Those who one would say are as mad as the hatter, but in fact, said hatter would have fled before their overwhelming madness long ago. Those who would be called lunatics, if only their actions were in any way influenced by the moon. Those... well I'm sure you get the idea by now, I'm talking about people that are just plain crazy.
        Such people are highly irratic and should be handled with extreme caution, if handled at all. While there are certain warning signs to help identify such people, I won't waste either of our time by sharing them with you. By the time your near enough to one of them it's too late for such warnings. In such a situtation there are many things one could do, but very few that would be of any use. I would suggest you duck. While it is highly unlikely that it will provide any practical value, it should be at least momentarily comforting.

        And for the record, yes, I too am insane



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Comments
on Nov 12, 2004
! I was about to comment "Hey, how come you are outing me....How come you had to blog about my mental defects."

Then I read the last line! lol

Being certifiably crazy isn't as bad as one might think!

Nice article Danny!
on Nov 12, 2004
I think I am of the highly irratic group.

I find your article funny, however, tomorrow, this shall be highly offensive to me.

on Nov 12, 2004
if you think there are crazies here NOW... you should have been here a few weeks ago.
on Nov 12, 2004
Manopeace: I was here a few weeks ago, i just wasn't writing.
Ravenblack: Tis fine, at least you enjoyed it today
iamheather: I didn't call you crazy, nope, wouldn't be proper, nope nope nope
on Nov 12, 2004
your article sucks!
on Nov 12, 2004
Woohoo, someone that doesn't like what I've written, yippee