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Who's job is it anyways?
Published on May 3, 2005 By Danny Bassette In Home & Family
       I mentioned in another article that we have a new kitten (although at this point he isn't exactly new anymore). Well I went downstairs to have lunch and what do I find? The kitten is on the kitchen counter, one of the places he's not supposed to be (although if you listen to my parents the only place he is supposed to be is in his litter box...). So I grab him and toss him across the room, he should know better then that. And considering he looked to be running off the counter when I showed up it seems he does know he shouldn't be there.
       I'm getting out my foodstuff and notice a plate of cucumbers on the counter. Perhaps he was eating them? I didn't know kittens liked cucumbers, do they taste that much better then his food? Unless... he doesn't have food. A quick check in the computer (kitten) room and I find that he indeed does not have any food. Which would explain why he was on the counter. Doesn't mean he should have been there, but explains it. For a minute I was thinking I wouldn't give him food, make whoevers job it was feed him. But that would be punishing the kitten for something he had no control over, not very good. So he has a great big bowl of food now (and started eating as soon as it was there too).
       Now the question becomes, whose job is it to feed the kitten and what shall I do about it? I'm reasonable certain it's not my job (mainly because if it was someone would have told me, and since this is only the second time I've fed him if it was my job he should have died from starvation by now). And I seem to recall it being Noah's job last time it wasn't done (and if not then what I'm about to say would apply to whoever's job it is).
       Since the kitten relies on us for survival, when we mess up we should be punished in some appropriate way. And since it's not like the dog, and it's bowl is supposed to have food all the time so it can graze whenever it wants (which will likely lead to a fat cat later, but that's a different story), it shouldn't be that hard to check it every day and fill it as needed. And when you don't, no dinner for you. Seems fitting, if you can't feed the animals then you don't get to eat yourself.
       Mind you, that isn't what is going to happen, not around this house. Here's what will happen instead: Parent 'Noah, your supposed to feed the kitten'. Noah playing with toys, oblivious to world. Parent 'You forgot again today, don't let it happen again'. Noah stops playing with toys and goes to play on computer, continuing to be oblivious to the world.
       Oh well, such is life or some such nonsense. At least the kitten won't be starving to death today... (and if I can stop being lazy long enough to scare up a graphic editing program I might even be able to post picture of said kitten...)

Comments (Page 2)
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on May 09, 2005
Ah ok, then what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna be feeding him from now on?
on May 09, 2005
Nope, feeding the kitten is Noah's job (my youngest brother).
on May 15, 2005
Two "lessons learned" come to mind about now Danny....

1) Take the Initiative: That is how guys in the Army are encouraged to, "See what needs to be done, and do it!"... It's a good lesson to learn, but should be tempered with the second lesson learned...

2) If you do something once it's a favor, do it twice and it's your job!

Good luck with deciding how to handle this one. I agree with your answer though, don't feed the kitty, don't feed your face!! But you are right, that isn't your call to make. ;~D
on May 16, 2005
ParaTed2k: Exactly, I don't want the job, but I don't want to watch him starve. Good thing he gets fed most days then
little_whip: Yeah, I'm right And good idea with the tape, I think I'll have to pass that along to the rest of my family.
on May 16, 2005
As the owner of a less than a year old kitten... the double-sided tape advice is MUCH appreciated. Thanks LW!
on May 16, 2005
This reminds me of when we had cats when I lived with my parents. I wanted them so I had to take care of them. They used to leave their mess all over the house. So I trained them to use their litter box. It took some time but they eventually got it and never messed inside the house again.

The sticky tape is a great idea!
on May 16, 2005
Another good hint is to keep a fairly powerful squirt gun at hand for long distance discipline


They like to chew on electrical cords. How good an idea is it to squirt water on electrical cords?
on May 16, 2005
They like to chew on electrical cords. How good an idea is it to squirt water on electrical cords?


Well, that would cure Monster Kitty of doing that! ;~D
on Jun 02, 2005
Well, that would cure Monster Kitty of doing that! ;~D


No kidding! Does anyone smell something burning?

Peace,

Beebes
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